No, your eyes aren't deceiving you, and you haven't fallen into a gap in the space-time continuum and come out in 1987, Goodmans has just launched a new portable cassette player.

It does have CD, bringing at least into the '90s and then there's USB connectivty and an SD/MMC card that just edges it through and on into the Noughties too.

It's just £34, from Asda. Get it, get all your mates to dig out their audio cassette tapes and have a retro party night.